When Mike was tucking Caleb in tonight, Caleb once again waxed philosophical. He said, "It's also called, 'the ball.'" Mike replied, "What's called, 'the ball?' "
"Privates," he replied. "Morgan told me today that it is called, 'the ball.' "
"What do you mean?" Mike asked.
"Well, you know, the 'w' part. The weiner."
"Oh, " Mike said, neither confirming nor denying the slang term for male anatomy. Thank God for public education.