Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Are you a flosser?

Tomorrow I have a dentist appointment. For all of you with strong teeth enamel, this sounds like no big deal. I do not belong to your club. I have weak teeth. The amount of money I have invested in my mouth could solve global warming, or something like that. My dentist once told me, "You are the reason I can go on vacation." I have had root canals, crowns, cavities....you name it. I have a dirty mouth.

There's a new dentist in the office, now. The son of the original dentist in this practice has now graduated from dental school. He has 2 more brothers coming up after him. The problem is, the new kid is like 15. OK, more like 25. And, he's hot. Isn't the term "hot dentist" an oxymoron? It's a very weird experience to have a hot dentist. I have confessed his hotness to my husband, don't worry. Mike's definitely not worried. When hot dentist takes a look inside MY mouth, I'm pretty sure there's no attraction.

Tomorrow's just a cleaning. But, I'm sure I'll get news of some new issue with my teeth. Our tax refund is going to finance hot dentist's trip to Fiji.

5 comments:

  1. You know what is so ironic (and I'm NOT joking either!)? I was totally admiring your teeth yesterday when we were talking after school. They're so white! I drove away thinking, "How did I NOT notice Jodie's teeth before?"

    True story. Not lying.

    xoxo

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  2. I am an obsessive flosser. But I don't think that I could see a hot dentist. How awkward! :)

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  3. Yep, our tax money coming to us next month is all going to the dentist. My kids had 5 cavaties each and I'm having all 4 of my wisdom teeth pulled.

    I've never had a hot dentist,but I did have a hot OBGYN once...and he went to my church. He introduced me to his wife,too...AWKWARD!

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  4. Oh, and hot OBGYN's name was Dr. Fine :)

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  5. That is THE best! A hot dentist! I'm the one who goes to the dentist and tells them that I floss, even if that means only after a tub of popcorn...once every two months.

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